Installing husband!!! very true...

A
woman
writes to the IT Technical support
Guy

Dear Tech
Support,

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband
1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in
the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.

In addition,
Husband
1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then
installed undesirable programs such as NEWS
5.0,
MONEY 3.0 and
CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation
8.0 no longer runs,
and Housecleaning
2.6
simply crashes the
system.

Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

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Reply

DEAR Madam,


First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating
system.

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. Html
and try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 update.
If that
application works as designed, Husband1.0should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of
the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to
Silence
2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note
that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT
under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually
seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to
reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband
1.0.

In summary,
Husband
1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:
Cooking
3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.